Must be nice.

Some people have it all. Or so they keep reminding you. But even people who have everything could use a little more. And by more, we mean a mug and a reality check. Good for microwaves, dishwashers, or employees who wash dishes.

• 11oz mug
• Holds liquids (coffee, self-importance, superiority)
• Good for people who won't shut up about their vacation home
• Buy the mug.