No. Your email did not find me well.

This mug doesn’t do pleasantries. It doesn’t do wellness. It does caffeine, deadlines, and the crushing weight of capitalism.

Send the message before you even hit “reply.”

• 11oz mug
• Holds liquids (coffee, broken optimism, unread Slack messages)
• Good for corporate survivalists and inbox victims
• Buy the mug. It found you.