It's fucking Monday again.

This mug doesn’t sugarcoat. It doesn’t motivate. It just confirms what your calendar already did: we’re doing this again.

Use it to survive meetings you don’t remember accepting, coworkers who type too loudly, and that existential whiplash that hits around 9:07am.

• 11oz mug
• Holds liquids (coffee, dread, corporate déjà vu)
• Good for surviving your sixth Monday this week
• Buy the mug. Or don’t. It's Monday.