It's a great day to have a great day

This mug says what your Slack status won’t. Outward positivity, inner collapse. Perfect for faking it through forced enthusiasm and mandatory team-building.

Start your day with a lie—and a latte.

• 11oz
• Holds liquids (coffee, emptiness, artificial optimism)
• Good for people who smile though the existential dread
• Buy the mug. It's what dead-inside people do.