I'm Dead Inside

This mug won’t fix your burnout, your inbox, or your soul. But it will hold coffee—and that’s close enough to a pulse.

Use it to signal your emotional availability (none) and your caffeine dependency (high).

• 11oz mug
• Holds liquids (coffee, tears, the void)
• Good for functioning husks and professional overachievers
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