FUCK OFF And Leave Me Alone!

This mug says what your face has been screaming since 8:01 a.m. You don’t want small talk. You don’t want meetings. You want caffeine and silence.

Ideal for open-plan offices, family gatherings, or any room with people in it.

• 11oz mug
• Holds liquids (coffee, rage, solitude)
• Not safe for coworkers who don't get the hint
• Buy the mug. Then fuck off.