Best Husband Ever (According To This Mug I Got Myself)

Why wait for validation when you can buy it in ceramic? This mug is your trophy, your title, and your last shred of dignity—all in one. Self-awarded. Self-aware. Slightly desperate.

• 11oz mug
• Holds liquids (coffee, delusion, self-love)
• Good for husbands with no shame and great taste
• Buy the mug. You’ve earned it. (Sort of.)